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get you some winners. Along with myself, P. Now, we get Dalton Del Don, a famous handicapper slash degenerate and longtime friend and colleague of mine.

Hello, Mr. Del Don.

Hello, P&O. Well done on the birdie.

You know, I'm so immersed in football.

I didn't watch any.

There was a golf tournament this weekend, too, I'm told, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, Bryson DeShambou making a mockery, a winged foot where nobody's supposed

to ever break par. He shot something like six or seven under and ran away from everybody on the

PGAA tour. How's your golf game? Are you a player at all? Poor. No, I am a player. I played. It should

be better than it is. Yeah, I'd be fired up if I break 100. Okay. So you're even worse at golf than you are at handicapped?

Yeah, believe it or not, yeah. If there is such a thing, yes. So I noticed two trends last week,

if you can even call them trends. The over-pucked cashed a lot of tickets. I forget if it went over on

Monday, but it was 10 and 5 in the first 15 games. And then the only upsets we had all

last week were the Raiders on Monday night. And then if you want to call the Rams and upset,

they were like a one or two point underdog. But it was almost entirely favorites. There's

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