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Welcome to the Pat Mayo experience presented by DraftKings. Hope you had a good week. What?

I mean, I guess technically week one is still going on as we record this because there's still

Monday night football. But these are the week two rankings by position. You want a position?

That's easy. Hit the timecode. You just want the finalized list, which will change throughout

the week. Also, just hit the description. Additionally, the Pat Mayo experience, DraftKings

Lister's League is now open only 3,000 spots this week down from 5,000. So you best go get your

three spots and the best tournament on DraftKings. $15 to play three max, no rate, flat payouts,

$5,000 to the winner. So please go do that now. Jake Seeley from the athletic.com is on the line

after almost a decade of doing the show exactly the same way. We have decided to mix it up

for the 2023 season. I'm kind of excited to do this. Like, usually I just have my rankings. I

send them to you and then you nitpick them. But this way we can collaborate a little bit and

actually just have how we actually come up with these rankings. So is it going to be easier?

Are you going to drag me down? Or am I going to pull you up? I'm hoping you pull me up.

So that was your open. Well, hey, look, it can't be a worst start to my podcast, which got to

leave it off YouTube because seven minutes in. I just puked 30 seconds. I made it to the bathroom

before I puked live on air this morning. Oh, puka, you were just that you had to puk anua.

Yeah, puka, puka, nukua, puka, nukua. Is that really calm? That's your new name.

No, you got it. That's the new nickname for I came over the nickname after 10 years.

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