Welcome to the Rear Fantasy Football Show.

I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Horlebeck and like a dozen dudes that are in this house

to this Bachelor party that I'm at in Michigan. And I don't know if any of them are going to walk in any moment. So if that happens,

you'll know why. We're going to go through all the games in week two. Weirdly important week.

We'll do the Ring around 107 gambling stuff at the end of the show. And yeah,

that's what I got right now.

We actually, we recorded, we actually did this episode 40 minutes ago.

We tried to do an intro and start the show and then 12 dudes barged into a house with high fits.

And so we had to stop and wait for them to leave to go golf.

They could come back at any moment.

So, who knows? So anyway, yeah, we're going to, we to leave to go golf. They could come back at any moment. So, who knows?

So anyway, yeah, we're going to, we'll get to the show. First, a quick break.

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Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. All right, we're going to get to all the games for week two. And I want to start with a tired but true thing, which is teams that start 0-2 in the NFL have like 11% chance to make the playoffs. And so it's really boring analysis, but it's true. If you're 0-1 this week and you start O and two, you're probably fucked. So DK, I mean, my team is the Giants. Like,

they're not going to make the playoffs. It doesn't matter. But your team's O and one. And it actually, it's a cliche, but it's actually a really weirdly important game for every O&1 team. Yeah. I mean, and it scares me because obviously the Steelers played very well in week one. My Seahawks go to Pittsburgh and play

in the early frame, the early slate, if you will. Their body clocks on the Pacific morning.

10 a.m. according to the Pacific time zone is what the bodies of the Seahawks players are going to

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