Welcome, everyone. Welcome. I'm Scott Pianowski, and welcome to the Yahoo fantasy football forecast, presented by planters, satisfying your snack cravings for over 100 years. You know what's satisfied me today or just this overall week? Fantasy football, points, touchdowns, passing. Russell Wilson's been unleashed. And you mix that with

NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, whatever they call this baseball season. We've never had a sporting calendar

with more things intersecting. And so that's been satisfying me. And today we're going to try

to satisfy you for props, for gambling, for money in lines,

for DFS. And who better to do that with and with my degening crime, a long-time friend and

colleague, Mr. Dalton Del Don Aloha. What's going on? P&L. And I'm excited to talk some week two

with you. Let me ask you the most important question, Dalton. I don't care about your

fantasy team. Did you make any straight cash homey in week one? You know, win some, lose some. Week one was

okay, I would say not my best week, but I had kind of a getting a feel for the league. I said

entering, I didn't love the slate. I actually be,

be warned, I really like week two, just so many reflexive dogs. I feel much more confident about

this week, which of course means nothing. But looking forward, this is a thinking forward podcast now.

But it wasn't the worst week one. I mean, I think I was about nine and seven in the fantasy pros

against the spread. You look like you put some units on something. You were up there on the

leaderboard. Yeah, I went 11 and 5 in staff picks. I benefited from a couple of favorable lines

because the Titans ultimately wouldn't have been a winner on Monday night. A couple of things,

I did make money on week one, mostly because most of my tease is one,

but this begs the question, I was teasing teams like Baltimore and Buffalo and Pittsburgh,

and they would have all won outright. I would have won a lot more money if I had bet them

straight or bet them as parlayes. So, you know, I guess they call it a tease for a reason,

but it is something reassuring about just needing a team to win outright. Are you a tease player?

Is that part of your betting? Yeah, I don't know if it is considered sucker or not these days,

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