Yo, yo, what up, homies on today's Chris Inzum Button and the PFT joint megapix pod.

It's a weird week 18 with some teams playing for everything and others resting their starters for the playoffs.

Will the bucks win but still miss the playoffs?

I don't know.

Plus, Mike and I disagree in the big Seahawks 49ers game and the Raven Steelers' primetime game.

It all starts right after this.

In the middle of the night, my wife poked me in the eye.

I still need to find out what the hell happened

that caused her to poke me in the eye in the middle of the night.

She must have been dreaming or something,

or she was just living at her fantasy finally of just hitting you in the face,

which I wouldn't be shocked if that was the case.

Warm Christmas wishes a week ago from Chris as we did the Week 17 Joint Megapix podcast.

The rest of the story, I don't know if I shared it with you, but she thought I was the dog.

Wow.

She thought I was the dog.

Right. She thought she had poked the dog in She thought I was the dog. Right.

She thought she had poked the dog in the eye, which is why she was so concerned.

Right.

Once she realized it was me, she no longer cared.

Right.

You're the crappy dog in the house, so she doesn't care about you.

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