Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 17 of the NFL, we're going to start with fastest two minutes. We are going to talk about every single game. There have been some eliminations that have taken place in this room. A lot of moving and shaking teams or their seasons are officially over. And we're going to do who's back in the week football guy the week talk a little college football as well the best college football playoffs we've ever seen. Semifinals I like how people were tweeting like is it a hot take to say these are the best semifinals ever ever seen no, they usually always suck in those were two incredible games. So we're gonna talk about all of it a lot of football to get to. It's brought to you by our friends at Instacart Instacart is the leading online grocery platform in North America and with Instacart the world is your cart with each cart you build their endless possibilities to create stories with the products the Instacart helps deliver, Instacart helps deliver all these possibilities with a fast and efficient

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And the game turned when Mike Sean Evans went on a heater catching three touchdowns and saying look at us

The boxes NFC South champs who would have thought well literally everyone, but it wasn't a lot harder than we thought at the beginning of the season

The box our NFC chit. Bucks 30, Panthers 24. What? What? Over to Kansas City where Russell and Flow Wilson said it's hard out here for a sip as interim head coach Jerry Mossberg had him lining up and shot that all afternoon. Pat Rick Riley, my homes had the same amount of touchdowns as Kate Upton's boots with three. The Chiefs are waiting for the playoffs as Blake Lee up before you go girl Bell scored a touchdown and George Michael Carl Optus submitted another game with a sack. The Chiefs, 24, little Broncos. Chiefs 27, the Broncos 24. You almost slipped up there, broke up. We've never been.

You stabbed him in the neck.

Yeah, we've got to go to the glass of champagne. We have no brain fog to make. We don't make mistakes on this show. Up to Foxboro, as Mac Efron goes back and forth between looking like a serial killer, taking out other players' knees, and looking really good like he did on Sunday. Teddy, bridge, one of those.

Couldn't make up for Jason Sanders, ugly kicks,

and had to leave the game with a broken finger as Skylar Hunter S. Thompson came into the game and helped the Dolphins playoff chances go Gonzo. Don't look now, Teige, but the Patriots have a shot at the playoffs in week 18. Patriots 23, Dolphins go down to DC where stop me if you've heard this before but to Sean Watson got penalized for illegal touching. But Washington on the other hand couldn't get their hands on Chubb as he ran for 104 yards. Amari Mini Cooper doesn't miss his full size Derek Carr as he was able score twice as for the commanders the play of hopes came and winced as

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Their playoff hopes came and winced as Sean Taylor Heinecke might as well Bit of statue on the sidelines, but no arms or legs don't let the Browns get hot Cleveland 24 Washington 24 browns 10 that was my That was on the teller. That was my little poster.

Said Clay.

Hey, it's a new it.

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

It's a new year for us too. In the metal land, they honored Lawrence Taylor, pre-game, and during the game as K-Von Thibin O made it snow with angels. Knit Foles also contributed to the tribute of LT by completing exactly 8 balls. Speaking of balls, Brian Dayball looks to be the coach of the year as he's made average guys like, I'm Richard James, bitch, co-blooded giants, 38, Colts, 10. And we head down to Atlanta for the game that had zero playoff implications as the Cardinals went to David Blau, Blau, Blau, Blau, flower wheels to try to rub up the Cardinals' offense that's fallen off the cliff. Desmond Critter, I refused to eat the Bugs Boom, was sneaking around the Cardinals backyard as JJ Watwiler's got that dog in him still. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! As Arthur Smith defeats the left-kicksbury in a battle of the two most attractive coaches in the NFL. The Falcons 20, the Cardinals are Nike boys. Up to the not-so-frozen tundra where the incessant ads are once again being stuffed on our throat as a certain polonious insurance spokesman discount double-checked his way to a win. Jair Alexander called the juke- he received the expensive Justin Jefferson in week one of fluke as he hit the gritty early and often in the wide receivers face. Hey, hey, boo, hey teach. Have you heard this? Have you seen this? They put up a statue in Minnesota and it's Kirk Dawitsky cousins throwing a perfect interception to the Packers as he had three on the day. I hate that motherfucker boom. Don't look now but the Green Bay Packers are in a win and in scenario in week 18 with Detroit Lions. Perry the Bears Packers 41 Viking 17. Over to the desert where Jared Stardom or Sidom got the nod as Derek Carr has been parked in the repo lot. Good news for the quarterback. Devonte, I'm walking here was actually running free all Sunday after scoring two touchdowns. Darren, what you want to do? Want to be a walla? Shock call or a balla? Chipped in on the scoring and the Niners were officially on the ropes until Brock's 30 rode to ship as St. Fran fans are Brock hard now that they're Brock party with the one seed. Niners up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry chew, get that dog in you. All right, so Eagles go in home, play on weekend, two. Saints go marching, 20 to 10. And that was week 17, brought to you by our friends at Chevy. Chevyado. It's a new year. Time to go get yourself into a Chevy Silverado. The best truck ever created. It is unstoppable. It's a Chevy Silverado. Tell them PMT sent you when you get in your brand new Chevy Silverado. brand brand new year brand new you Chevyado learn more at Chevy.com. Okay, week 17 in the books. We actually will talk about Raven's Steelers at the end because we're taping a little early so we can go watch the game with Jersey Jerry on the stream. A lot of things happened. A lot of things happened in this room. We have we watch a shitload of football're gonna talk about college football playoffs as well after all the games. But let's get, let's just get right into it. I tried to order it in terms of playoff implications. So talking about the games that actually meant something and then we'll get to the games that mean absolutely nothing. Shout out to Cardinals and Falcons. I actually took zero notes and didn't watch a second of that game But let's start I've one note on that game. Yeah, Bob big bucks 30 Panthers 24 the Tampa Bay box have finally after like It was a long drawn out process. It was a war of attrition Someone had to win the NFC South they do it come from behind When the NFC South Tom Brady was throwing deep balls to Mike Evans The bucks are your NFC South champs. They are a still a bad football team But they are in the playoffs and hosting a playoff game on wild card weekend So yeah, that's 14 straight playoff appearances for Tom Brady Just crazy to think about crazy insane And so if. And so if you're Tom Brady, banners fly forever.

You won the division. NFC South.

It was all worth it. All worth everything that you've done in the last nine, ten months. It worked out. You won the division. I do. I will say this was the happiest. I think I've seen him in a very long time because not only did they win the division, Going to the playoffs their seat is set. There's nothing like he can think the bucks can rest basically everyone

Week 18 they should get Ryan Jensen back his center. Maybe they have him play, but he looked happy, I think because they won the NFC South, and also it was the first time that their offense looked somewhat competent in forever, throwing deep balls to Mike Evans. He threw a 50 yard touchdown, a 61 yard touchdown. Mike 270 yards. It was like it was it was Tom Brady won the game and he it's been a lot of Tom Brady does enough to win a game But the defense has to ship in and they win like 14 to 13. No, he tore up this game Tom Brady tore it up today Yeah, and we've been using the F4 to lot for the for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this year not frauds Not frauds've never been, not frauds, we've never come to frauds.

The other F-word, flawed.

We've been calling them flawed all year, right? But it looks like the Bucks have actually looked at what's made them flawed and then realized there are certain things that we can do good. Let's lean into those things. In a way like by knowing how bad they can be, they're going to play off spain like okay

we've learned a lot of lessons this year

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