Week 17: NFL Preview & Picks
Anything Better?
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Week 17! Bill and Paul discuss the plight of man and make their picks. Paul has officially beat the book for the third year in a row. Bill still has a chance to hit .500 if he goes on a run.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better, NFL edition for week number 17. |
| 0:17.0 | Dude, I got to tell you something, man. |
| 0:23.0 | I was worried about last week, it was the worst lines. |
| 0:27.0 | Thank God I had a winning week. |
| 0:30.0 | You had three and one again, Paul. |
| 0:32.0 | You beat the book again. I need to get a t-shirt you set me up. I'll take the bait |
| 0:36.9 | Paul Verzi ladies and gentlemen has beat bed mgm. Picking four games against the spread three three what the kids do |
| 0:44.7 | hey like this they hit a three. |
| 0:47.1 | Yeah, see this. |
| 0:49.7 | But you got to you got to start doing that so we can help like our younger viewership. |
| 0:56.2 | What I need you to be is like today's athlete who's just like he's enamored with himself. |
| 1:02.4 | He can't even believe what he just did. |
| 1:05.0 | But I don't want to be the person that gets like beats the book and then shits the bed the last two weeks and barely beats the book. |
| 1:12.7 | I want to fucking, I'm coming still, dude. |
| 1:15.1 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:15.9 | I want to go. |
| 1:17.1 | Andrew too. |
| 1:18.1 | Andrew very quietly. |
| 1:19.7 | And who's won like 80% of his fucking games. |
| 1:21.9 | And then he got me, me the dead weight on the team. |
| 1:25.0 | No, sports has passed me by. Sports has passed me by. I've aged out. I gotta talk to you about that dude. That thing you're wearing, that yellow and black, I mean that thing is fucking, that is... My wife hates it. Oh, how? My wife hates, |
| 1:41.5 | she hates anything that I wear is sports. |
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