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Pardon My Take

Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Week 17 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. (00:00:00-00:10:08) We then Recap Every Game From Saturday/Sunday Chargers/Patriots (00:15:05-00:22:09) Bengals/Broncos (00:22:09-00:36:08) Rams/Cardinals (00:36:08-00:41:19) Eagles/Cowboys (00:41:19-00:51:28) Giants/Colts (00:51:28-00:58:28) Bucs/Panthers (00:58:28-01:07:08) Commanders/Falcons (01:07:08-01:18:55) Bills/Jets (01:18:55-01:33:18) Raiders/Saints (01:33:18-01:35:57) Jaguars/Titans (01:35:57-01:40:00) Dolphins/Browns (01:40:00-01:42:08) Vikings/Packers (01:42:08-02:05:28) We then do who’s back of the week and talk some college football bowl games (02:05:28-02:20:53)


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missing extra point, leading to a situation where the cards are driving, but needed a touchdown and a A hello from the other side

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Big catch-piggy bed is still alive

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I'll tell you I'm sorry for picking you off

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Put Kyler through the ball in to McBride's mouth. Williamson, still is the game. It keeps the Rams in the playoffs. To Sunday in the metal lands where the winless at home giants were taking on the Colts without their AR-15, but they did have Joe Tick Flacco, who went over the exes and owes in prep all week as he looked like Prince Albert the way he was tossing balls to wide receiver, Fallick Pierce, finding a hole in the D time and time again. Typically super bad Giants quarterback Drew Koch must have looked at his notes, but unlike the movie he never ended up getting the booze from the Giants faithful. McGreek neighbors was the hero of the day as his skills didn't beat out as he had all of the targets, cababbing and weaving through the cult's defense on the way to the victory, the G-Men, the G-Men, 45, cults, 33. We go down to Tampa and Bay, where it's that time of the youth as Bryce is back in the flow and the Carolina cramplers are looking to stop the bleeding on a bad season as they spotted the box in early TD and then a touching tribute to my dear friend Jimmy Carter. Dave Panama Canalis turned it over and it contests some called Is Musloos and they got boat raced Jimmy was a great man who came from poverty and the pun is blocked and the pun is blocked. LMAO everyday I'm Russell and everyday I'm Russell and returning it for a score. The box went in a blowout 48-14. In the first time in fastest two minutes history, we go to someone who's actually at the game, Max, who is at Philly. Reporting live from Philadelphia, or two K-Quan Barclay of the Phishley X to his name into the prestigious 2000 Dark Cup. Gany Chipkits redeemed his performance from last week with two early touchdowns at a 24-7 half time lead. Not a big deal. After an unfortunate injury, Tanner McKee and Bradley looked like the people's quarterback while throwing his first touchdown pass of the year, but then AJ, what can Brown do for you? Express ship the memorial ball into the stands. After we all thought the ball was gone, AJ went to Big Don Corleone and said, someday I will call upon you to do a service for me. And that day is today, as Big Don was able to retrieve the ball for AJ to give them a key. Shout out Big Don, Eagles went 41, cowboy seven. And now to the Senate scheme of the day. Western New York, the bills and jets memes was there. We head up to Buffalo where Josh Allen was singing that's Amare as he finds him in Men's Zone for a 30-yard pass. The bills weren't done as Keon, a coal man went up over the jet secondary to possibly seal the MVP for Allen. To add insult to injury jets let Tyro shaving private Ryan added a 69 yard touchdown and garbage time as for the jets Aaron Rogers looked like he was playing Doddball out there throwing the ball to the other team and getting unnecessary roughness penalties he commented after the game Necessary is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I like it. I can't do it anyway because it's sterile.

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And I like the taste. No one circles the wagons like the buffalo build. Thanks, babes. Down to Jacksonville where yes people actually paid to attend this game. Drug Peterson needed a win in this battle between crackjones and free basin Rudolph. But none of the- but none of this game rocked. Biden more time, Peterson won't be a job hunter quite yet. Calvin Coolidge, Ridley and Brian Thomas Jefferson had a tasteful homage to the late Jimmy Carter, as neither went over 100. And much like our nation's capital, the rest need to lower the flags and let this game end. Jaguar's 20, Titans 13. What? We go up to Minneapolis where the Minnesota Vikings of Leon's sacks were on fire, and they could really use Sam Buddy, Donald to continue his great season. Jordan, I love Sprint Coles. Yes, it's true. Yes, I do. Was anything but a cupcake as the Vikings took a page out of Gordon Hayward's

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playbook and kept looking to Addison.

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Josh, very cool Jacobs had a nice score, Gami, while Malik Heath Ledger almost made it

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a dark night for the Vikings until Justin the Nickatime Jefferson helped Minnesota take

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the top seed like a really tall squirrel.

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Vikings 27, Packers 25. Standing on my corner, Chains with a cow, Who goes by to find a side to see? It's a world of mischievousness. It was from the point where my name is a lot technically. Come on this team is for Johnson please look up is mad in raindrops golf is win 20 to 3 and now it passes two minutes via zoom we crushed that last part it was all brought to you by our friends at Chevy it Chevy. It's that time of the season. Teams are in the playoff on every game. Counts are AWLs know when it counts. You can count on Chevy Silverado, a dependable partner with strength capability and true grit, whether you're looking for a spacious interior to comfortably get to the game, the functionality, the multi flex tailgate to get the most out of tailgating or the technology to make driving,

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