Hello, everybody. Welcome to a good football show. I'm your host, Patrick Dirty here today with Kyle DeVorchek and Patrick Karein, where we will be previewing Thursday night football in some of week 16's biggest games.

That includes the Colts at the Cardinals and the Vikings hosting the Rams. We're going to get stats of the week from Karein. I'm not just officially upping it to more than one.

Even though some weeks we don't even officially brand one of them. So we're getting stats of the week from Karein. We're going to dive into every fantasy relevant player.

We're probably going to cry a lot because that's just kind of like the state of the scene right now on command.

Yeah, and I'm going after the season, I'm going to crying on command camp. I've decided that's something I really need to learn. It's a valuable life skill and I even have a pre-prompt question today.

Well, can you cry on command that I once like worked a year after quite a bit of work in my girlfriend at the time was then like, how can I trust anything that you do?

I was like, this took me like a minute. Like what do you mean?

No, I can't do it. I thought about doing it several times on the pod and it just never quite, never quite.

Can you not, can you do it or not? So you can't just say, well, I thought about doing it. I thought about doing a back flip on the pod, not that I could do one.

I think I could do it actually. I do think I can do it.

But we'll never find out because it'd be very weird and I should probably stop talking about it. Question mark.

How's everyone doing? You know, by the way, what sport are you guys replacement players in right now?

I'm a replacement player currently for the Carolina Hurricanes filling in while they have 42 players in the COVID-19 list. What sport are you guys filling in for?

Well, I was trying to get started by the Panthers as the new kicker, but they signed this guy from Washington.

Pat primarily is having some like they canceled like games lab like a whole slate of game last week, right? I played high school soccer.

Like very unathletic too, so they'd work out horrible. I fired up our NBC sports properties to stream some primarily games and they were like all postponed, but they didn't make at least over there a rather controversial decision.

They are barreling forward with their hashtag festive fixtures, which you can catch on NBC sports of peacock.

But yeah, I'm also currently playing for the Wolverhampton wolves. And so I'm doing that in the Carolina Hurricanes. I'm not spending Christmas in my family.

I play for Tottenham. Wow. I'm a center. I'm a center. Wow. Nice. Yeah. It's taught him in the Premier League. That would be not my, I would assume you would be a midfielder.

I don't have, whoa, I am not in a condition to run more than like from, you know, the box up until a few feet from midfield. If you ask me to go box to box, I'm not making it on the round trip.

I always play in midfield. I just assumed you'd be like a messy type with. No, I know like you met me in IRL and I have the stature of someone who can score goals and not handle the physical matters of soccer.

Like I look like a player who'd be really good at clapping. But the thing is, I don't have any like finesse or talent. So I don't want to say I just played as a dirty defensive player, but like, I definitely like always led my team and like yellow cards and fouls call.

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