Hello everybody, welcome to a good football show. I am your host Patrick Dirty here today

of Kyle DeVorchick and Patrick Crane, where we will be previewing Thursday night football,

which is one of the games of the week this week. What a great concept there,

and city chiefs visiting the Los Angeles Chargers, and then we'll check in on the Patriots

at the Colts, the Rams hosting the Seahawks and a host of the week 15s, other biggest games.

We'll be graceful with Crane's stat of the week, which I don't really think we did last week, did we?

I think I flag it, I sort of flag it as we go and it's almost an easter egg at this minute.

You have many stats the week, I don't think we're like branded any last week as the stat of the week.

So I got sued by your sponsor, which is a hard-seltzer company that I've tried to make up a joke.

The Brooklyn furniture hard-seltzer company was very upset that I didn't do your stat of the week

last week, so we're going to make sure to do that. JC Penney. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The

JC Penney SNL Seltzer, check out SNL NBC brand synergy. That was a good skit.

Please don't destroy it, very good. Yeah, we're going to dive into every fantasy relevant player.

I didn't really have a good pre-show banter talk, but I told you guys right before the show,

I tried to get Denny's opinions on Christmas shopping the other day, and Denny was surprisingly

kind of positive on the whole thing. I think he's been Christmas-pilled by his wife.

A first for him, he's positive at something. He seems to be down a lot of times.

Yeah, that's a red flag. Yeah.

We just want you to check on him. Is he okay? He feels too good.

Especially the most consumerist, capitalist activity there basically is, Christmas shopping.

But yeah, Kyle, I heard you had a bad Christmas shopping experience.

Yeah, you brought up the subject. I was like, we can talk about it, but I'm not going to be,

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