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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Week 13 Picks: Bills-Pats & "The shepherd's pretty good too"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NBC Sports

Nfl, Sports, Chris Simms Unbuttoned, Football

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Florio reminds Simms once or twice about his big lead in straight up picks, while Chris has an analogy about goats and shepherds.

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0:00.0

I got the panthers in this one. This is one of the reasons why I'm 10 games up on you. You will see me doing this multiple times on Sunday.

0:10.0

Look at the camera. I get a screen coming from my opening up for real too, so I could see that hairy chest with those pecs.

0:18.0

Again, that is not an actual photo. I am much hairier.

0:24.0

You're not that hairy. I can't imagine. I don't see hair on your arms or anywhere else. Yeah, you're not a hairy guy.

0:32.0

It's funny. What's happened right across the top? It's all gone white. So it looks like I have no hair across the top of my chest.

0:40.0

I would love to see that white. I'd love to see that. And of course I could zip it down and pull it open and show you.

0:46.0

But we don't want to lose viewers right off the. Yeah, you don't have the guts to do that anyways.

0:50.0

And I mean, since you don't go in your pool ever for two years in a row, I mean, who knows the last time that chest is actually seen the sun.

0:58.0

But if you were Superman last week and that disrespectful freaking comment you made about why you're up in the standings.

1:08.0

Then I guess I'm Batman, right? Because Batman beats Superman. So suck it, Floriel.

1:14.0

But wait, but wait, you gained no ground on me. I know, but I won that one on six games. And oh, it's back again.

1:22.0

We disagreed on six games. And we split on the. It's a little early for the Christmas lights. It's only December 2nd. Come on now.

1:30.0

I mean, it's not November 2nd, but, but eight and seven straight up.

1:37.0

That's good. You bend over Christmas. I'll tell you what, Floriel. Ho, ho, ho. I like that.

1:43.0

I was making the weird science reference again, but let's let that go seven and eight against the spread two and one best bets.

1:49.0

At least we are doing, you know, 66.6666 infinity percent on the best bets. That's not bad. I still lead in all categories. Only three games straight up.

2:00.0

But 10 get no 10 games straight up three games against the spread and one game one measly game best bets. All right. Let's get to it. Let's get to it.

2:08.0

We've got 14 games this weekend. Four teams on a buy. I think this is the last weekend for the buys. I think so we'll be back to 16 games every week.

2:17.0

There's still one more week of buys and then weeks 15 through 18. No buys. All right. Let's get to it. We say hello tonight to the Cowboys at the Saints Cowboys.

2:28.0

Five point favorites. 47 and a half over under. We reported last night. No, Alvin Camara reports today the starting tackles for the Saints won't play.

2:37.0

So we'll be the starting quarterback. A lot of the Cowboys are back to Marcus Lawrence's back. Amari Cooper is available to play. CD Lamb is back.

2:46.0

Cowboys have lost three of four Saints have lost four in a row. Something's got to give who gets the win Chris. Yeah. I'm going with the Cowboys here.

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