Welcome to this week's edition of the Better Rivals podcast. My name is Oscar Oparicio, and this week, the 49ers win their second consecutive game in convincing fashion.

They beat the Jaguars 30 to 10 and never really had the game in doubt.

And with me this week, screaming Bortles at the top of his lungs as he runs into the void,

it's David Newman.

Funny thing about that, my wife actually did scream Bortles at some point during this game.

I figured exactly when it was just

it was pretty random. But that happened. I really hope she had a Molotov cocktail in hand when she

screwed Bortals. No, no, no maltaf cocktail. That's that's no I'm not to talk to her about this.

But safe. You know, I like honestly there's a baby in the house like it's probably for the best. I mean, you know, you've got that pizza oven in the backyard.

You know, I feel like we can make something happen. You know, combustibles. I don't like what you're trying to make happen. I'm just going to throw it out there. Just like a maltoph cocktail.

All right, really quickly, let's get into some housekeeping. Because it's fun. It's loose. It's a win. It's a double-digit win. It's 30 to 10.

David's about to go eat some pie. I'm sure he's got like... I'm fresh out of pie and I'm so disappointed. You are... You're out of pie? I feel like that's

a mystery. I feel like that's a problem. Yeah. I feel like that's a problem.

You probably all... I'm imagining you with like cartons of eggnog on the sides of a Trent Taylor helmet with like straws just connected to your mouth as soon as we end this podcast.

I mean, you're going to be full, full aim to the eggnog.

There is going to be no Thursday show this week because of Turkey Day.

David's going to basically get into a pie-induced coma,

and I will be traveling with family. And so not really conducive for potting. But how's keeping

out of the way? Let's talk about the win. Because, hey, it's a win. And really, I mean,

Jaguars just are who we thought they were. Like, they're not good. I have a buddy who's a Jags fan and I text them.

I was like,

I don't know how you do this.

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