Time now for the College Football Inquirer with Dan Wetzel.

I want LSU up in Wisconsin in the middle of December.

They can be, oh, we're not even leaving the hotel.

The game's at 11.

I can't get drunk enough.

Where's my chicken broth?

S-I's Ross Gallagher.

It's tough for Lane and them, right? I've seen he's been tweeting a lot this morning about God,

which has been interesting to see.

And S.I.'s Pat 40. Give him all of his NIL cars, give him his

mullet, whatever. He's got to show something to me that he can actually play

big-time football as does the entirety of Texas

as does Oklahoma as does Texas A&M and several other bombs out there.

Here's Pat Russ and Dan.

All right, what was a pod?

I'm tired of Texas. I'm done with Texas. The University of Texas for the entire state?

Oh no they're great up in Fort Worth. They're great in Fort Worth. I can't say anything bad about Texas Christian University.

Nope. Texas.

Mighty Texas. we're back.

Sark, big game, stop the Horn frogs.

A hundred ninety nine total yards with Quinn viewers as your quarterback.

One of 13 on third down.

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