See I'm I'm splitting the baby on this one. Is that a saying? I'm aware of this story. That's what I've not heard of that. You're 41 years old and you've never heard of the saying splitting the baby. No. The public school system has failed you yet again.

Here we are.

We've 10 joint mega picks podcast PFT PM Chris Simpson but presented by under armor. Split the baby and it worked. I split the baby and it worked kind of if I picked the Broncos to cover the Cowboys to win.

So I was a little bit I would have picked the Broncos to win if I thought that press caught wasn't going to play that press caught played in the Broncos one. It just shows you how crazy things were last week last week was upside down last week was an embarrassment you did make up ground on me in two of the primary categories straight up. Oh, that's just take that graphic down for intent against the spread. I fucking suck. Yes. Yeah. Sorry. I can. I can. I don't know.

I got to scrub that language. I can. I fucking suck. How could anybody have been that good last week? I mean, that was a crazy week in the NFL. I can't imagine that anybody had like, you know, a great record at any stand at any point. And you know, yeah, I don't know. I'm sure I'll split the baby a few times this week. We'll see. I don't know. I still have never heard that saying. And I certainly didn't teach it in school in New Jersey. So I explained to you last week what it is. It's biblical.

It's what it sounds like. It's biblical. Yes. And there is a sign felt episode. That's right. Thank you for where Newman serves as Solomon when it comes to a bike that is of disputed ownership between Elaine and Kramer. And the same thing plays out where Newman decides that the bike should be cut in half. Right. Right. I don't do biblical. So sorry. That's right. I don't know. I mean, apparently you know that now, but I don't do that. No. Jesus didn't smoke enough weed for your liking apparently. He looked like it. Looked like it. Looked like it.

We don't know that. We just don't know. I don't know. Let's not jump. He might have been cool. He'd done that.

Jack a lot of wine. I mean, come on, man. Yeah. You know, come on. He was hell. He created wine from water. Right. So maybe he turned grass into grass. Right. Damn. That sounds like a Jesus moved to me. I like that guy. I like him a lot.

Maybe he didn't actually walk on water. Maybe he just thought he was, you know, given the properties of the substance that Chris may have tonight. Okay.

And we just have we look. I think now that we've blasphemed and engaged in all sorts of sacrilegious impropriety. I am a lifelong Catholic.

And I went to Catholic school for 12 years. And I feel guilty about everything. And I feel guilty about having a little fun.

Although, I think Jesus would appreciate, you know, I think that's fun banter. I think God has a sense of humor. I was just look around. Yeah.

Just look around. He has a pretty good sense of humor. All right. Let's get into it. Yeah. I have one specific reason why I think God has a sense of humor.

But I won't I probably shouldn't mention why. It's not nearly as good as you would think. Let's just move on.

Thursday night football. Thursday night football. Thursday night football. The Ravens at the dolphins, seven and a half point favorites are the Baltimore Ravens with an over under 46 and a half.

87% of the spread money is on the Ravens laying seven point five. Chris, who do you like in this one?

Well, I do like the Ravens. I'm going to say I'm going 24 17 Ravens though. You know, I you know, again, we've seen the Ravens sputter and a lot of games this year, games where we go, well, they're the Ravens.

They should win. They shouldn't dominate. I mean, just like last week, they were down big, you know, just start the second half. So again, I don't I'm still I know the Ravens are good.

They have the it factor. You know, you've mentioned a lot. They just have a belief and winning and they got Lamar Jackson. I'm still not sure how great of a football team they are.

But there is a magic about them. There's no doubt about that. I think what I look at more than anything is I think it's a dolphins defense that can match up with the Ravens a little bit.

Dolphins got some big people up front. Think they can slow down the run game. Play the Lamar Jackson run game the right way. You know, you heard me say, hey, the Ravens pass offense is getting better. Lamar has been great.

I still don't look at it as to be the most creative thing in the world. And I think that, you know, that new England, the staff they got down there in Miami is going to be able to break that down. Let alone, they got some corners. I think they can match up a little bit with the bottom more Ravens receivers and at least slow down that attack.

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