I want to see that. I want to see the end zone cut. I'm going to show everybody week one of the NFL season.

We're going to end zone cut. I'm going to look and go look at the size of these guys' asses and this is why no one can run on the Philadelphia Eagles.

Oh, yeah, that's right. We like big bucks and they cannot lie. Okay, that's what we do like.

Yes, the Eagles, defensive front. We're going to hit that today for sure. I mean, you know, we're going to watch you talk about it a little bit.

I mean, this is all getting weird. But here's two white guys with no butts talking about football. Okay, everybody.

I'm half white. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're half white. So you have a little bit dunk, a dunk in your bloodlines.

I do not have any but dunk, a dunk. I have more of a dunk, a dunk than the normal white person, right? That's for sure.

Like when I get fitted for clothes or a suit for pants every now and then, they're always like, whoa, whoa, your thighs are kind of big and your butt.

And I'm like, very proud of that. They go, you're white, right? I am. I am. I am. I have been called white chocolate before though. So maybe that's what it is.

So yes, I have already got my my co-host here. I'm at for read. He's stumbling. He's uncomfortable. He doesn't know where to go.

But he is wearing his wet red pants today. And that's all that matters. What's up? Chris Simpson button. What the fuck happened Wednesday?

I'm wondering if people are listening for the first time. Right. If they're like more prone to listen to the whole podcast now or less prone.

I'm sure there's, you know, some people maybe that are a little more religious. They're like, I don't know. We can listen to this.

What the hell is this? Did I turn it on to an NBC sports? They had it on with their kids are like, all right, I'm just going to listen to a podcast about football.

It'll be clean. We get that a lot. I do get that a lot, especially I feel like with like pro football talk, but in the pod too.

Yeah, where I will get people were like, man, I listen to this in the car with my kids sometimes. Can you not say somebody swears?

And I'm like, no, like I can't, you know, sorry. It's what we do. So we do what we do. In kids nowadays, they're swearing.

Now, I mean, I feel like kids, the words that we think are bad, like kids are now. The rules have changed compared to when we were growing up. I mean with social media and everything.

Like most kids are, yeah, they're very aware of things that they shouldn't be at the age of 10. And I'm like, what you know that you've seen that already.

It's, oh, yeah, it's a little disturbing actually everyone's swearing except for me now. So that's the one thing I have.

It's strong. It's what distinguishes me. But it's the lions when the Super Bowl. Yes, exactly. Big swears are common.

Yep. Yep. If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, you got to kiss my feet again. That's the unfortunate part of this whole thing.

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