Podcast ain't played nobody. I'm not taking Bud's advice. He always tells me to keep the intro short. I'm not doing that. I'm just tired. We had a lot going on this week. It's week one. I couldn't be more excited. I'm very much in sort of that hazy Santa has put everything together and now you run

to the tree kind of moment. So I'm a little sleep deprived and I might put alcohol and coffee.

And you know what?

That's for the HR department to deal with.

It's not for you to judge me about.

This is going to be a short, rambly intro.

Welcome to true college Football, Week 1.

I enjoyed Week Zero.

It was a wonderful little, it was almost like an after dinner mint

before.

If a mint has no pass protection whatsoever, really no offensive line.

We're going to go through a standard tasting menu because we have a standard week to talk about.

That's how this thing's going to work. Young Richard is going to walk through the tasting menu with me.

I'll be so... I want to spoil anything.

Fairly balanced.

It's going to be very easy to consume this week one of college football.

Bud's going to stop by. We're talking gambling but look I'm

just tell you. It's not a gambling segment. It's not. We just talk about things in

the context of gambling and one of the things if you think you don't want to listen to the

gambling well first off you're a fool because Bud was perfect last week and if you would have done everything

Bud said in week zero you would have made a substantial amount of money. That's not a joke.

We're trying to quantify, qualify, effort, lack of effort, and the quit. Basically the quit factor,

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