And the Hello everybody welcome to the road to roll football show we made it it is

week one and I'm Patrick Dard already here to break down the entire opening slate with

Mr Denny Carter and Mr Kyle DeVortic I say we made it but is that actually true are

you guys done drafting are you hollowed out shells of men can you never be texted ever again in your life

OTC prayer. I'm on the clock on draftings right now so I'm not done.

Oh my God, it's Thursday, just let it be.

Sure, I just quite literally made my final draft pick of the summer

before we went on the air.

But you should have been done drafting days ago.

Well, I was saying you thought it was cool to be done drafting 10 minutes ago and that was the

hard cutoff. Once you made the final pick you're like no one. I get the last pick of the

summer and I took a pick and you're like no no

cutoff was 3 p.m. and it's 307. Last night I haven't made a draft pick

since July 30th. I believe it. Denny, he runs and hides from managed leagues.

He's DFS, he's now Best Ball.

He's only in like seven or eight on leagues like it's really kind of

pathetic to be honest.

I'm in six leagues three of which I care about very much.

Yeah, yeah that's about if you really care about more than three leagues, like well, like better get ready to learn like a spleen surgery buddy because you're just gonna like die from stress and they got to move your spleen. I have no idea.

What has to do with us?

Also, if you care deeply, deeply about like eight or ten leagues,

then everything that happens on a Sunday is both good and bad.

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