Week 1 Hurry-Up: Primed for the season
Split Zone Duo: College Football Podcast
Richard Johnson and Alex Kirshner
4.9 • 916 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Richard Johnson and Alex Kirshner take you on a details-packed sprint through Week 1 of the college football season. Colorado pulls off a stunner. (So does Texas State!) Florida falters. Washington beats down Boise’s door, Penn State’s new QB impresses, and Virginia State and Norfolk State combine for one of the most farcical endings you will ever see in your life. Plus a whole lot more. Production: Anthony Vito.
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| 0:00.0 | We don't need a bunch of cats in here looking in the mirror. |
| 0:05.0 | Everybody is you, your job. |
| 0:07.0 | You have to stay there! |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, will you shut up? |
| 0:09.0 | I'm bitterly disappointed with the officiating today. |
| 0:11.0 | Guys being dudes, and they run through our shit, like shit through a ten horn man. with the |
| 0:13.7 | guys being dudes and they run through our shit like through a ten horn man |
| 0:16.7 | thank you Lee Alex it's a fall Sunday morning crisp cool breeze in the air and that means we're hurrying up air. And that means we're hurrying up, my good friend. |
| 0:24.5 | That means we're hurrying up. |
| 0:25.6 | It's the split zone to a hurry up. |
| 0:27.0 | It's back for its fourth season |
| 0:28.8 | that we've been doing this. |
| 0:30.1 | If you're a new listener, |
| 0:31.2 | we'll tell you about it very quickly. |
| 0:32.6 | A lot happens in college football, hard to keep tabs on every game. |
| 0:35.8 | That's where we come in. |
| 0:37.2 | We spend the day just taking notes on a whole lot of football games and writing out |
| 0:42.1 | what we think is interesting about |
| 0:43.5 | games that we think are interesting and then we go through it Richard in well like |
| 0:47.6 | about 30 minutes we put 30 minutes the greatest and the greatest lie in show |
| 0:51.8 | business is that this is 30 minutes. |
| 0:53.7 | Our promise is that we will go through it in 30 minutes or more. |
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