Good morning, friends and enemies.

We are here live every single Monday morning to recap every single game from the previous

week's slates as it relates to fantasy football.

So we're going to go game by game, breaking down the box scores, breaking down the snap

percentages, the route percentages, all that juicy stuff for you all so that we can either panic together or I can tell you all to relax and not panic following week one of fantasy football.

Listen, if your team had a bad week, you join 85% of people.

This was not a great start to the fantasy football season.

If you didn't have an elite quarterback,

if you didn't have one of the studs up top, your team probably hovered around the 100 point mark,

right? Not much higher, not much less, 10 points, give or take. There just was not a lot of scoring in this one.

All the top wide receivers absolutely shanked their projection. It was ugly. And I think I saw a stat somewhere that going into

Sunday night football, there had not been a 30-point fantasy score on the week. That was the

first time ever in week one that we went into a Sunday night football matchup without a 30-point

score. But that should tell you how the week went.

And we've been seeing that more and more in recent years in terms of week one scoring and

just the sloppiness and the decay of offenses in week one because a lot of them just

simply don't play in preseason and, you know, it boils over.

And some of them that do play in preseason, they don't use the actual play calls and the offensive system that that they want to use in the actual regular season because they don't want to give it away and put it on tape. So it's a lot of sloppiness. But we're here to tell you that you should panic on some players. You shouldn't panic on other guys. All right. We're going to get into the root cause of every problem that I have in my entire life right now.

Football aside, all right. Let's jump right into the week one game.

Dallas at Philadelphia, Philly 2420, big week one win.

I'll tell you what I was encouraged by. I'll tell you what I was encouraged by.

I'll tell you what I was not encouraged by.

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