Welcome to the Fantasy Footballers DFS'DFS'

with your host, Kyle Borgannoni and Matthew Betz.

Here we are. It's week one. Let's go. We made it. Let's go. We made it. Let's go. We made it. Finally.

People, we survived this summer.

We're here.

It's September.

It's football.

But what I didn't think I was going to have is I was going to have a pirate join

me on our podcast today.

I'm a bit intimidated.

Betts, why don't you tell the people what I'm staring at right now?

It's not good. I'll just tell people that.

About a half hour before Kyle and I started recording, I was washing my hands, and you know how

like the end of like disposable soap containers, like the tip, like has like a buildup of like

the like hardened soap? That that happened I pressed down on it

and it just honestly like a rocket right into my left eye it's so red it hurts so bad I can

barely see out of my left eye so if I'm blinking a lot Kyle during the recording I apologize

you asked me to get an eye patch I looked for one I honestly did I asked my wife I was like we need to find an eye patch. I looked for one. I honestly did.

I asked my wife.

I was like,

we need to find an eye patch before I start recording this show with Kyle.

I could not find one.

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