Weed or Steed: The Derby Dilemma
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
The Kentucky Derby is right around the corner, which means one thing: it’s time for The Rizzuto Show to take something classy and immediately make it questionable. Enter: Weed or Steed — the game that proves names like “Grandmaster Sexy” and “Always Dreaming” belong equally in a horse race or a college apartment.
In this episode of the funny podcast you didn’t know you needed today, Rizz and the gang put listeners (and themselves) on the spot with rapid-fire guesses: is it a racehorse… or a weed strain? Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Confidence levels start high and drop faster than your dignity after Googling “what is Blue Dream.”
From Danzig Moon to Thunder Gulch, and the absolutely suspicious Green Crack, every round somehow gets more ridiculous. Lifelines are used irresponsibly, debates go nowhere fast, and at least one person realizes they may have accidentally revealed way too much about their personal expertise.
The best part? Nobody agrees on anything. Names that sound like obvious weed strains turn out to be Derby winners, and horse names start sounding like something you’d hear whispered in a dispensary. It’s a full-on spiral of second-guessing, overthinking, and just enough trash talk to keep things spicy.
This is what happens when a funny podcast leans all the way into chaos: you get a game that makes zero sense, delivers nonstop laughs, and somehow teaches you absolutely nothing useful — except maybe not to trust your instincts.
If you’re here for a funny podcast that blends pop culture, weird trivia, and the kind of humor that makes you question everyone involved… congratulations, you’ve found your people.
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