From the Brava Centauri Studios, this're blooming cockroaches.

By thunder, we'll see you today be chosen.

Attention skyway passengers.

Please remain seated and keep your hands and arms inside the

Skyway cabin. This is the Pan-Galactic News Network. Give us 20 billion nanoseconds and

we'll give you the galaxy. Hi, it's Space Mountain Mission Control here.

Sorry we lost reception for a second, but you're nearly ready for liftoff.

We're just charging up your ship's energy cells now, so try and bear with us.

While you're waiting, I'll see if I can locate some more news on the interstellar satellite

system to get you up to date on all the latest happenings around the galaxy.

Hold on.

As we pass through old Natural Arch Bridge, you can see the great living desert down below.

You know, the desert's a dry place and full of some pretty mean varmints.

Got to be careful of sidewinders, wild pigs, and even mountain lions.

But the desert's got her beauty, too.

Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous jungle crews, please notice there are two lines.

One on the right and the other on the left.

If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line.

However, if there was someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again.

That's awesome.

I've never heard that.

Me neither.

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