From the Brava Centauri Studios, this is Wedway Radio. Here at Excess, helping others seize the future has always been our goal.

It's a tradition handed down from our founders and carried on by current chairman, L.C. Kledge.

We were, of course, extremely enthused when our market research probe discovered the earth.

The world with so many eager customers is always worth our greatest effort.

And for today's demonstration, thousands of skilled excess engineers have worked around the clock.

We think you'll find our hard work well worth your while. After all, if something can't be done with excess, then it shouldn't be done at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments the automatic doors will open and you will proceed to the excess demonstration area.

Please stand clear of the doors until they are fully open.

Thank you and have a pleasant stay here at the Tomorrowland Interplanetary Convention.

We began many galactic years ago in a world quite distant from your own.

From one small manufacturing plant we've grown into the largest consumer-oriented research and development company in the universe.

Excess tech is number one in electro-robotics, cryocibernetics, techno-surveillance, planetary restructuring, genetic engineering, and hyperspacial transport.

And hyperspacial transport.

Hey, it's Tyra Banks.

But not Tyra Banks' voice.

Welcome to episode 18 of Wedway Radio.

I'm your host, Matt Parrish, with me.

And reading the script from a cult classic is my co-host, Nate.

Yeah, I really like it when they dub in the script to a pre-show.

I never would have known that had I not read that.

Well, gosh, we didn't know who Tyra Banks was back, you know, in 1994.

That's true.

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