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I'm not going to be following this.

Yeah, I feel the same way, right?

Except for I said I got the thumb.

Yeah, you did get the thumb.

I got the go.

It happens.

Mike and I are going through some segments because we're going to do...

I don't know, maybe tomorrow, maybe Friday.

We're going to do rejected segments where I'll bring on the segments that we never did.

And I have a couple here that made it as honorable mentions that I won't do.

But I want to give you these rejected segments.

They make top five, but these were segments we were never going to do.

As soon as they were sent in, we were like, we're never going to do these.

Let's save them. They were surpassed.

But here's one from Lunchbox, where he took audio from Morgan and Eddie doing commercials.

Oh boy.

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