Wednesday, May 29th with guest: Bert Kreischer

Kevin in the Morning with Allie & Jensen on KROQ

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2019

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Open. What's Happening? Would you punch a men who slept with your wife? Animal Stories. What's Happening? The Slangman. People are dying trying to climb Mt. Everest. Bert Kreischer. What's Happening? Products you would bring back. What's Happening?

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0:00.0	So easy, so easy.
0:03.0	You've got to put them in the trash.
0:08.1	Now, I would ask you all to leave your genitals at the door
0:11.4	and bring your minds to these pieces.
0:14.3	I don't believe people always think about sex when they see a naked body.
0:18.8	I believe they think about their own minds, their own bodies, and their own power.
0:25.6	And that's what this show is really about.
0:28.2	If you don't mind, I would begin at the beginning.
0:31.0	It's a new day. Let's get going.
0:33.1	One, two, three.
0:34.1	Back on!
0:35.0	One, five, six.
0:35.8	B-I-G!
0:42.3	The tradition of going out candles is probably the worst tradition in the history of mankind.
0:48.0	All the germs from your breath are all over food, all of you know what I mean.
0:52.2	Everybody eats it, they go home, they get sick, they go to the hall, they go to the gym,
0:56.0	because they went to a birthday party.
0:57.8	How do you come up with this stuff?
0:59.4	How? Where does this come from?
1:01.4	Why?
1:02.1	I'm now.
1:02.9	And meanwhile, where's Kevin?
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