The average dude gets between six and ten boners a day, yep, the sign of health,

your heart's working, your mind is working, like a boner will tell you a lot, it'll

tell you if you're mentally healthy, it'll tell you if you're physically healthy,

right, a whole lot of things, yeah I can see that because if you've overworked and

the rest of your body probably works, so they say that you know men think about

sex every what ten seconds or whatever, but you really get horny about ten

times a day, I mean not all erections are caused by hornyness, but like I said

yesterday, you know what I like to do is I like to, you know, let her know, like,

you know, check it out, almost like my weeners making a call, yeah, like, ah,

FaceTime, now it would suck to get like ten of these a day and then you never

answered the FaceTime call, you know what I mean, yeah, that's for probably like a

lot of people, because how many dudes are going through that, right, where it's

like, hey, I got one and it's like, hey, you're gonna pick up the phone, you

gonna answer this face time or what, yeah, that would be even worse, yeah,

they just call yourself, but actually, I don't know, I feel like I've read a

study where it's like, guys are okay with that, just because of their obsession

with porn now, yeah, that's why there's so many, they don't mind it, they here's

what's happened is that in there, they're like, oh, this is real bad because, you

know, dudes, they're not in the mood to get it on with real women, yeah, which

is a possibility, but it's causing an epidemic where there's all these single

dudes, yeah, there's like 20s and 30 single dudes, like tons and epidemic of

single dudes, like more single dudes than like there ever has been in history, and

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