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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, March 14th 2018 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2018

⏱️ 211 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you found out that your mom was a whore, your post drug regrets, white trash good times that you’ve had, “tit” business ideas, your secret arrangement, what your side hustles are, how you were embarrassed by and...

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Andre Gardner and I'm host of the Beatles Minute Podcast delivered to you each and every

0:04.8

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0:12.4

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0:16.7

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0:23.3

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0:29.2

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0:53.3

He did not want to come on this morning to talk about this because he will figure out why he didn't

0:58.7

want his voice out there. Okay. But he says backstory here. My parents got divorced when I was still

1:05.1

living at home. I was 16. I'm in my late 20s now. I still talked to my parents, but they've

1:10.2

gone very two different routes. He remarried with the chick he'd been cheating with and mom started

1:15.3

doing odd jobs and didn't seem to get in anything too steady, except for one thing. She's a

1:19.6

masseuse of the Hawaiian massage called lo-mi-lo-mi. Okay. She learned the form way back when she has a

1:27.1

studio where she provides massages. We always joke about her giving happy endings, but it's

1:31.6

joke. She was always grossed out. Would have a good laugh about it. Totally played it off. Well,

1:35.0

flash forward. I've listened to you guys for years. I heard about back page on your show several times.

1:42.6

And most recently, when you talked about the government censorship, but just before then,

1:47.2

I went on to check out BackPage.com to see what all the fuss is about. I did some browsing.

1:51.3

Not sure I'd go through with anything. Just curious about what's available and how much it costs.

1:56.8

You probably figured out by now that I discovered something I wish I didn't.

2:02.2

Mom's been giving full-body massages for some time now. Yikes to say the least, he says.

2:11.5

The kicker is I can't tell anyone because how would I explain how I found the ad in the first

2:16.1

place. So who came to mind? You guys. So I thought maybe it's just massage. Then I saw the photo she

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