What the fuck is happening people? Welcome to the General Bander podcast on today that happens to be the fucking 29th of August.

This is uh... This is one day late this podcast because yesterday I was doing a pile of

fucking housework type shit around the house and one thing led to another and in for the for the sake of the

podcast I decided to leave it one more day because it just wouldn't have been

good you know and I hadn't I had fuck all prepared. I was notkered and I was just like for the sake of the listeners

And I'm sorry if you were waiting for it. I'm going to wait one more

fucking day and do it in the morning when the sun's out and I'm full of

fucking jiz and beans. And I'll tell you something the doors are closed in here and

the windows are closed because in the field beside us the

guys collecting for what's the farming term farming terminology he's collecting he cut the grass and

then they wrapped it and shit and then they're taking it away.

What's that called? I don't know. I'm not a cultgy bastard.

Let me plug a few things here.

As usual, this podcast is sponsored by

Patreon. This is solely fueled by the listeners. Unbelievable.

That keeps it ad free.

So instead of me running around, begging the people going,

can I get a sponsorship for this?

It'll be good coverage for you,

which it would be,

but people don't

understand that just yet Northern Ireland because retarded and instead of me

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