The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

How are you?

I'm good. How are you, man?

I'm good. Good. Glad to hear it.

Watching a replay on Fox Sports there.

Yeah.

Watching Brady talking about how great the lions are.

Which the last time I saw him, he was on TV talking about how good the lions are.

So I don't remember.

It was some post-game thing. Maybe it was a half-time thing, but they were asking them. You know, are they the best team in the NFC? He's like, oh, yeah, they're the best team of the UFC.

I saw some buddies posting on Facebook. It just

said, you know,

of course.

Lions are going to win the Super Bowl, and we're not going to be able to...

It's not going to happen because it's going to be a civil war.

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