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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Wednesday 10/18/17

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2017

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Billy's house is bitching at him, Bob calls in with a nudist colony question, Hit Nard with a shoe game, Bonding with the bros and more!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Podcasting now.

0:02.0

Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show.

0:08.0

What up, my cheers!

0:12.0

Welcome Billy Mass and

0:12.8

Mass and Show. I already apologized. I'm probably gonna be weird today. I didn't get any sleep.

0:17.6

There's so many things in my house that yell at me for money. Right. All the time. All the time. All time yelling at me. I go in a closet,

0:25.4

closet lights are out. So I gotta, I gotta fricking go to lows and then I gotta get a ladder

0:29.8

because the damn, you know, they make the ceiling so tall I know you guys going to come out say well

0:33.2

no it's because you're so short no it's just you don't have any of those basic

0:38.4

household equipment stuff you know that I got to go buy a ladder I got to buy the, and then it's a pain in the ass to switch those.

0:44.3

And last night my alarm systems yelling at me because there's a battery low, so that I gotta switch out the battery.

0:49.1

The soft water systems yelling at me because it wants salt. The dish washers

0:54.9

yelling at me because the lights on. Then I had then my refrigerator filters

0:59.0

yelling at me because that wants to be changed. Right.

1:03.0

And all these things cost money.

1:04.0

Yeah, I'd take my car into the shop

1:06.0

because my car was yelling at me.

1:07.0

I'm like, can I just go somewhere where somebody doesn't yell at me?

1:10.0

Is there a safe place?

1:12.0

The worst part is like you'll go get the ladder and the stuff to change the lights or whatever and then you'll forget where you do with the ladder.

1:18.0

And you know, back when it comes around again, you'll have to go buy another ladder.

1:21.0

Yeah, the biggest bitches, I got all this crap in my garage,

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