The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Hi, snow cone. How's it going? Good, how are you?

I'm good. I talked to Lazlo this morning and well yesterday actually he was not a hundred percent.

Not a hundred percent?

Not a hundred percent?

Yeah, he had the sniffles or whatever he said. He had some sort of sinus thing.

I didn't notice it.

Well, when he first got here, we gave him, we found some pseudophyte PE.

Oh, okay.

That weakest stuff, you know. They put the goods up behind the counter.

We gave him some of that and we had a little bit of dake will in here and then I didn't think much of it.

And then this morning he was like, dude, I am definitely feeling worse.

And he's like, what should we do?

And I was like, you should stay home because we have a four-day weekend.

Yeah, don't get us.

And I don't remember what it was, but the last time we had a three-day weekend, I got sick.

I don't remember why we had a three-day weekend was something.

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