Wednesday, 08.28.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
*Snowcone looks like a new man today! Well, except for the legs. We gotta do something about those legs.
*Papa Latzi always said, "You can retire in your 20s or you can retire in your 60s but you can't do both"
*Will The Royals move to Kansas or will they play ball at Union Station? Wait, how will that work?
*A woman set up a hidden camera and spotted a hotel employee sniffing her knickers and pocketing her G-string.
*The FBI released their findings on the Trump shooter.
*Young men are now dying in this country from mosquito bites. Be afraid!
*Lazlo shares a story about Super Tramp.
*The "Venmo Mom" has the internet divided.
*Don't go under the knife until you hear this!
*Can we finally start talking about football?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he, in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley |
| 0:16.8 | of darkness. |
| 0:17.8 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's up? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | Mr. Mcfunkelnach, how are you? Mc Mcfunkelnuts, how are you? |
| 0:54.4 | Mcfunkelnuts? |
| 0:55.7 | No, that's what I called. |
| 0:56.2 | I was going to call you what I called you. |
| 0:58.1 | Downstairs? |
| 0:58.8 | Yeah, but I didn't want to make. |
| 1:00.6 | Snowco's job. |
| 1:01.6 | So quick, yeah. Yeah, I have to reach in there. |
| 1:03.0 | Hey, look at Snow, because something's different. |
| 1:05.0 | You lose weight. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, haircut. |
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