Wednesday, 08.21.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
*Even for Lazlo, that was a memorable opening sentence for the show.
*The best and worst parts about working in the service industry, including all-you-can-eat disputes where police get invloved.
*Quit jumping into tiger enclosures. You're not Lazlo!
*Spotify has a new monthly streaming record holder and it' not Taylor Swift.
*Kohberger's defense is still asking to have his trial moved.
*Is RFK dropping out and endorsing Trump?
*Get your bleeding head off my plane! Oh, but let me see some "after" pics once you're healed up,
*Oklahoma State Football came up with a great idea to generate revenue.
*Is this a feel-good or feel-bad story?
*Bennifer 2.0 is officially done.
*Don't pretend like you understand magnets or outer space.
*How tough should a dad be on his kids?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the |
| 0:07.4 | iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.4 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the |
| 0:16.7 | valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.7 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:44.0 | the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, the boys got d't'nish shorts. |
| 0:51.0 | I don't know if you say that. |
| 0:54.0 | I don't. |
| 0:55.0 | The first sentence. |
| 0:56.0 | His first sentence. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, he came in here and his shorts are all stained. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm just gonna let him. |
| 1:02.0 | And it's like we've all had it before. We've all seen it. are all |
| 1:03.4 | had it before we've all seen it before we've all seen it before we're alive we know what that is |
| 1:08.4 | it's like you know like a bleached stain only it's not bleached like though |
| 1:12.0 | huh it looks like it looks like bleat It's not bleat. Huh? |
| 1:13.0 | It looks exactly like it. |
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