Wednesday 07/24/19

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2019

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Listen to today's show here, and watch the show live on Facebook M-F 6am-10am CST facebook.com/thebillymadisonshow

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast of the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	I got a story so this guy he's like this violent repeat offender.
0:13.0	I think he's been in jail like 70 times.
0:16.0	70 times this guy's been in jail.
0:19.0	I mean, I've been in jail once and it was just like actually twice and I mean I want nothing to do with that.
0:26.4	70 times. So, dude, you don't understand, you never been to jail, you don't understand how bad that stuff sucks.
0:32.4	He got out, right? Yeah. So after being... to
0:35.0	you don't understand how bad that stuff sucks. He got out right? Yeah. So after being in jail 70 times, 70 offenses.
0:38.0	And then finally he's like, all right, he gets out. He's out for a couple of days.
0:42.0	And then he sees the baby at a coffee shop.
0:45.0	Okay. He decides to throw a coffee on the baby.
0:49.0	Damn. Not just one, but like two days after getting out of jail, he just throws hot coffee on a baby.
0:55.7	I mean, you know, I get, you always wonder where you're going to take your kid, right?
1:00.1	You don't want to take your kid to sketchy ass places but like a coffee shop?
1:03.2	Yeah, well everybody knows hot water bumb baby.
1:05.6	Yeah, but yeah that is something.
1:07.2	Say it John.
1:08.2	Hot water baby. No hot water baby. No hot water bumb baby. No hot water bumb baby. Hot water b burn baby.
1:13.7	Hot water burn baby.
1:14.8	That's right it does.
1:16.9	It's like hot water burn baby.
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