Wednesday, 07.23.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy’s best eras, and Lazlo's sisters’ love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.5	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.9	Yo!
0:47.4	My man, how are you?
0:49.1	Never better, how are you?
0:50.6	I'm great.
0:51.2	Great.
0:51.5	Glad too here.
0:53.0	What's going on?
0:53.7	I went out, you know, had I had a beer at happy hour yesterday.
0:57.5	What is happy hour?
0:58.6	Like, 4 o'clock? I don't know. I don't know what happy hour is. It's like the end of the night for me, so I'm happy with it. We always used to be at work. I will tell you
0:51.0	when I got in, there was a guy there
0:54.7	and the Royals game was on
0:56.0	and he was like, I followed you, um, when I got in, there was a guy there and the Royals game was on and he was like,
1:14.1	I followed you, man. I followed you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and we both got that Jose Ramirez home run yesterday.
1:20.0	Boom. A lot of high fives going around just making people money. That's what I do. I make you money.
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