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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 06.21.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

How about that big meeting this morning? There's nothing better than fighting with your bosses in front of all your coworkers. *Things aren't looking so good for the Titan sub. There have been reports of noises but do we really think this thing is still intact somewhere? *We all know that Gen Z loves Tik Tok which means they don't have much of an attention span and don't like to watch long movies and shows on tv. But they still like live sports, don't they? *Doomscrolling!! Bryan Kohberger's DNA matches the DNA found at the crime scene. The search continues for the Titan sub and new reports are coming out about the quality of the submersible being subpar. A restaurant in California hired a fake priest hoping to convince employees to confess their workplace sins. Move over Clarence Thomas, it looks like Samuel Alito also enjoyed taking gifts from rich GOP donors. Luke Combs vs Tracy Chapman. Lazlo explains why the 90s hit Fast Cars is so instrumental in his daily decision making. *AI is growing up right in front of our eyes. Only yesterday, it was taking its first steps and now it's predicting hit songs with almost 100% accuracy. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please remember to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

0:48.0

Yeah, what's up?

0:49.0

Yo, how are you?

0:50.0

I'm great.

0:51.0

Great. Glad to hear it.

0:53.0

I feel like I've been with you all day.

0:55.0

We have been together all day.

0:56.0

Yeah, that's true. We have been.

0:57.0

I mean, it's your turn to meet.

0:58.0

We made it.

0:59.0

Yeah, all of us were here.

1:00.0

We were here on time.

1:01.0

It was something.

1:02.0

You got here early, actually.

1:03.0

Yeah.

1:04.0

Because you texted me and I was like, you said, are you here yet?

1:06.0

I got nervous.

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