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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Mama June arrested - Hitler back in the news - Exchanging sex for work - Baby named lucifer - Why guy's sometimes call their girl dude - Not giving special kisses and more!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now. Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. Derek, I'm on the elevator this morning and this lady goes, what are you drinking?
0:27.6	It's supposed to look like I had Starbucks and vodka.
0:30.8	Must have been my face. Right. My Alex Baldwin eyes. My Alex Baldwin eyes.
0:35.0	That's a weird-ask question to be asked by a stranger on the elevator.
0:40.0	What are you drinking?
0:41.0	Not, hey, good morning, or how you doing?
0:44.5	He must have thought I was in a boy band, just racked, cracked out.
0:48.1	You ready to tackle this Wednesday?
0:50.3	It actually says cup of water on my drink.
0:53.0	Oh, okay.
0:54.0	That's really new, she goes.
0:56.0	What are you drinking?
0:58.0	I'm like, well, what the hell am I going to drink?
1:00.0	It says water, but it's obviously not, is what she was saying.
1:02.0	Yeah. She probably thought it looked like
1:04.4	vodka. You know what many people think they were like I don't know why?
1:08.0	Just wild and crazy guys? Yeah raging alcoholics. Just on crack and I would would just say Ranching Alcoholics because if we were
1:14.4	drinking vodka on our way to work on a Wednesday. I just got out of a car. She watched me
1:20.9	get out of a car. Right.
1:22.8	And then walk to the elevator with me and goes, what do you drink it?
1:25.7	Yeah.
1:26.7	That's it.
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