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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Mornings, San Antonio's Rock Station, Billy Madison Show, Billy, 111877, Comedy, Madison, Bms, Derek, Nard, Allgood, Chris, 99.5 Kiss

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Woman finds out her Husband fathered a baby with a different woman - Dr J in studio - Is Tickling weird? - New male birth control - Vegans vs Carnivores in the bedroom - Jogger kills mountain lion with bare hands and more!!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now. Now. Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	Hey this is really offensive. Somebody sent me an email and they accused me of having male genitalia.
0:13.4	I just want to say that super offensive.
0:15.4	It's ma'am.
0:17.4	Yeah.
0:18.4	Refer to me as ma'am, how dare you send me an email?
0:22.4	Oh, they said I'm the biggest cry baby
0:25.0	Complaining about Nardwin, all you do is complain about everybody else complaining.
0:29.0	And then you sit there and do it yourself, I mean,
0:32.0	Do you have a penis in balls? I mean do you have a penis in balls?
0:35.0	Damn.
0:37.0	He does have a penis for sure.
0:39.0	It reaches the water.
0:40.0	That is the rudest thing to accuse me of having male genitalia.
0:44.8	That is offensive.
0:46.5	That is super offensive.
0:48.3	Says, and then they called me a straight ass-ho.
0:50.8	Oh, wow. Huh.
0:53.0	Wow, wake up to that.
0:55.0	Welcome. Here's your hot chocky and you have male genitalia sir.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	All right. And then the banana that I got this morning. It was mush. It was like baby food. Oh, that's the worst. Oh, it's disgusting and of course it had bruises all over it like with some veteran banana. Right, you know what I mean like the banana some veteran banana. Oh, right?
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