Weddings & Waffles

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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This week Dave and Kyle discuss, as the title suggests, weddings and waffles! www.patreon.com/boogiemonster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Star curling star
0:23.3	Podcasting the unknown
0:30.0	The
0:35.6	The
0:38.1	The
0:41.2	The slept across from a waffle house last night.
0:44.7	Oh man, I should be so lucky.
0:46.4	Well that's why I texted you in the middle of the night.
0:50.2	I think my exact words were, I was there because I was drunk.
0:55.7	And what did I text you exactly, let's see.
0:58.5	I think it was something cancelable.
1:01.6	Let's see here.
1:03.0	Oh yeah.
1:03.9	Yeah, I said I was 1, 1, 14 a.m.
1:08.0	And I just texted you.
1:09.0	You've been right all along and waffle house rules.
1:11.2	Save my ass more than that Homo Jesus ever did.
1:14.2	That's what I wrote today and I'm sorry for that word.
1:18.8	I thought it was extra fun, it'd be called Jesus a Homo.
1:22.2	Yeah, that is funny.
1:23.1	And I know we're not supposed to say that word.
1:25.0	But phonetically, that's a funny word.
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