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Revely, Revely, Revely!

All right, everybody. Revely, Revely, Revely! That's already been sent in the intro, but welcome back to another edition of Zero Block 30. It is your host, Chaps. Wait a minute.

Oh, hey, that's spectacular. This is a Chaps' voice. It's your cake. Chaps is out today. The haters are saying he has diarrhea. We will never disclose. We will never say.

Loose lip syncships. We're not saying word. Before we jump into everything, I had a great weekend this weekend. It was my first day.

Yes. Yes. Happy birthday again. We always do. Happy birthday. I think the internet, Kate, you have the distinct, but not the same.

But not the common trait at Barstool Sports, where I think basically everybody likes you. So you get a lot of love when your birthday comes around. Would you agree?

You know what? Being liked here by the masses at large is so that it goes in a cycle. Yes.

We're on top of the world. You're a national treasure. And then the next minute, you need to go. You're out of here. And then you're like, oh, no. And then a couple weeks later, they're like, she's all right. And then a couple weeks later, they're like, oh, she's the best.

So it comes this like right now. I'm at the top of a cycle pal, which means I'm headed for a crash. Real soon. But I'm enjoying that.

I'm not going to waste that when it comes, but you know, yeah. No, I went down first of all Friday did the yak a show here and a hot singing hot dog came in to sing for me and wish me a happy birthday.

And the hot dog said he was sent by Dave Portnoy, our boss. I have a confession to make.

I hired the hot dog to come in. I love that. I need to know how you came up with that though.

Well, it was a slow Friday at the office in the summertime. A lot of people work from home and a lot of people were traveling for shows. And I'm like, man, what can I do to make the yak fun?

I'm going to do a live show that goes from one to two wish every day on bar stool. And I was like, oh, I should hire a singing telegram to come in because at Christmas, a couple years ago, I hired a male stripper to come in and dress like Santa Claus. And that was a hoot.

And this was like with an hour before the show started, but it's New York City. So you can find anything you need the last minute. I found a company that was like, we can get you a hot dog in 30 minutes or less. If you can be at your door immediately. It's like sold.

I spent over $200 on it. But that's okay. That's it. I feel like that's not bad. I think that's not bad. 20%.

That's very nice of you. But anyway, but then I said it was from my boss, even though everybody was like, David never sent you.

Yeah, because Dave has been on record as saying he's not a big birthday guy because he is of the mindset that you don't really have to do anything to have a birthday.

You just have to exist for an extra year. So that was very surprising that he would go to those lengths. Yeah.

So it was me, if it's employees. So it was me. I hired the hot dog and then big cat got me a cake. It was the whale ice cream cake. Oh, the Fudge. Yeah.

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