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I just wanted to tell all the ladies out there,

I know that that's the majority of the audience that I feel you and I hear your pain.

On what?

And I totally sympathize with you girls.

Is it somebody's period?

No, it's almost a punchline when a girl says that they broke their nail.

You know, it's supposed to mean like she doesn't do much or whatever.

I broke my nail this week, dude.

And it's like one of the most painful things that I've ever gone through.

I feel like anytime I touch anything.

The second you needed to like use your finger.

And it's my point of finger.

So it's a finger I'm using all the fucking time.

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