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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gearoid out with a grape, lunch breaks, the ancient Greeks and more.

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

This is a global player original podcast.

0:23.0

Hello and welcome to my parapetist ghosted me with me, Joao McNally and herself.

0:28.0

Welcome to our podcast.

0:42.0

How was your week Joao?

0:44.0

Let's start with you. I opened my eyes 37 seconds ago.

0:48.0

That's good. What I said you look great in the sunglasses. Really have added cheer look.

0:52.0

And this let just for the record this is not a hangover or a bender. I'm just tired. That's it.

0:59.0

I got in from London very late last night. I'd worn a grouny two bags of pop chips. I went straight to bad.

1:04.0

I want to know how many space sins you had to don't lie to me.

1:07.0

Oh, well, that's a great question, Vogue. And I didn't want to get into it. But I'd known. Do you know why?

1:12.0

We share a waitone third of the monologue on a short hold flight. I was disgusted.

1:16.0

I don't know why I keep forgetting it because I'm filming this show at the moment so that the production company booked the flights.

1:21.0

I want to look at it.

1:23.0

Erlingus would have had space.

1:25.0

And they always have ice.

1:27.0

Poor and ate the engines. They're lingers. That's what it kind of flies. Eyes are a plant with their way down with the gym.

1:33.0

Oh my god. I can't imagine your face. That's like if they didn't have tea on the plane for me. I'd be rare.

1:37.0

It's like if they're down. It's like they might want to have seatbelts. What's the fucking point of this plan?

1:42.0

Oh my god. It's not safe.

1:44.0

That's so great.

1:45.0

I'm going to share with you this thing where they have like eight business class seats at the top and they pull a little curtain. And I guess they just charge those people so much.

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