Hello and welcome to J Train Pockers, J Train Jarekri,

I'm here in the Southern J Train Studios because we're on Zoom and I'm getting ahead because

we got the holiday week and mostly because I wanted to get our very special guest on

hilarious comedian, regular on the J Train podcast and OKP, original key player,

Mattel, thank you for coming back. Hi, thank you so much for having me. So in Miami, I usually say at

the standard, have you been there before? See the standard, if we want to get into hotel talk,

as in people know I have an opinion on all these things, the standard always feels like it's like,

it's always it's nice, but like hipster nice, like they're like, here's a cigarette box that

you'll be sleeping in and then if you want a towel, it's, you know, 10 bucks for the towel,

like it always feels a little alacart to me, but do you like it there? I do, I mean, it is,

it is one of those things like it's nice because they told us it's nice. I remember they have this

like coffee shop and I try every day, I was like every time I go, I go twice a day to get coffee

and I try to go with the best goddamn attitude and no matter what I did, these people would not

give it to me. Like they code, they're all speaking Spanish. So I speak Spanish. They give me a look

like I have to scrape their children, no matter what I ask for, how I ask where I say, can I get an,

okay, I go, can I get an iced oatmeal latte with some simple syrup and she turned around and

looked at me, she goes, simple what? I was like, you know, like sugar, simple syrup, she goes,

I don't know what a simple syrup oatmeal like latte is and I go, yeah, okay.

Don't you want to look at them and go, at that point in the interaction, you go,

then what are we doing here? Like I don't know how, I don't know where to go with you.

Like if you don't know a coffee order at the coffee, you know, place, okay, I just walk away,

do you walk away? Like also, I would have looked at them, I would have done nothing,

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