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Welcome everyone to the Tori Says show.

I'm your host Tori.

Today is April 1st, 2020, and April showers. I mean, it's not raining yet well it's not raining in my house for

sure well it's gonna be all those tears.

Lubricating the path to freedom. And you're going to be like, what do you talk about, Torrey?

That's okay. It's April Fool's.

I could say whatever, and it's just April Fool's. I could say whatever and it's just April Fool's but I'm not doing an April Fool show today because I like to go by the Julian calendar. See that's a little bit more solid because you know it was changed no one asked it was

just changed so maybe I'll have an April fool show when the Julian calendar says it's April

Fool's. Who knows? But it's April Fool's today, so let's just go with it. There is

a feeling in the air and it's almost magical because for some reason nobody can sleep at night everyone's

tossing and turning yet they've never felt more invigorated

we're all broke we all are you know. I mean come on all of you laugh with me. That's all we could do is laugh and pray because in the end we'll realize that it's each of us that take care of each other because that's the way

God intended it and that's why I put out that tweet this morning where I said

you know when when when Jesus told everyone that he was, you know, the king of the kingdom and that he was the

son of God. They mocked him. They were like, come on, loser. You're a carpenter's son. Your mom had you

illegitimately. We all know it. You know, you're broke. You don't have a job now.

You're wearing rags and you're walking around preaching. Yet he never had zero shelter.

He never had an empty stomach, and he never got sick. And that's because everybody with love was there.

Miriam, the prostitute, who found God.

She never went hungry again.

She never had a prostitute again.

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