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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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For this week’s free episode, it’s Riley, Hussein, and November discussing some interesting UK politics news regarding a little-known political entity called the Labour Party and a little-known digital voting software platform they designed and adopted that’s now being investigated by a little-known group called the Metropolitan Police Cybercrime Unit. Oh well! We also talk about an AI wearable that tries to record your life, and hints from the Tony Blair Institute that Blair is desperate for a Starmer premiership… because he wants to introduce ID cards. Yes. He’s at it again. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* See us live in London on May 29th with special guest Nish Kumar! Get tickets here: https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/trashfuture-presents-liz-truss-presents-ten-years-to-save-the-west-ft-nish-kumar/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody and welcome to this free episode of TF.
0:17.1	Milo is on vacation in Bali still, and he recorded to me that he has food poisoning.
0:23.1	Milo is maybe the most food poisoned man on the face of the earth, and I really respect that
0:28.6	that's what he's decided to like specialize into, you know?
0:31.4	Because like, it would be easy to resent one of your co-workers who's like, yeah, I'm going
0:35.4	to be in Australia and Bali for like a number of months and stuff.
0:39.2	But then when they tell you, oh, I'm shitting out every organ that I have, it all comes
0:44.9	good again, you know?
0:46.5	I think it's really inspiring that Milo has dressing for the job that he wants, which
0:52.9	is president of Brazil.
0:55.0	And just loves getting food poisoning.
0:56.9	He's crazy about it.
0:59.6	But joining us from Australia, it is the, I don't know, I assume national...
1:05.5	It's the microbes colonizing Milo's brain.
1:09.0	The microbes have colonized Milo's brain, and then they have connected him via gray goo to a
1:14.5	computer box somewhere in the Queensland government bowels.
1:18.4	And he is now, Charlie the Virtual Veteran, the National Museum of Australia or whatever's,
1:24.6	project that allows people to talk to a 19 year old at Gallipoli.
1:28.4	Yeah, I think maybe if you were like Australian infantry at Gallipoli and you got like
1:33.4	sort of machine gunned, you would think there would be an end to the sort of horror and suffering
1:37.2	after that. But no, no, jokes on you. We created a kind of like digital ghost version of
1:41.8	you that is being predictably manipulated for all the funniest
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