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🗓️ 18 August 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | First of all, before we even begin today, I want to apologize for having an iPad here. |
| 0:10.7 | Yes. |
| 0:11.2 | Because this is... |
| 0:12.2 | You look sad. |
| 0:13.2 | You look pathetic. |
| 0:14.7 | I feel emasculated. |
| 0:16.0 | You look weak. |
| 0:16.6 | I hate my iPad. |
| 0:18.2 | I hate having a little iPad. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.1 | My MacBook is broken. That is an excuse that I'm using. And so hate having a little iPad. Yeah. My MacBook is broken. |
| 0:21.4 | That is an excuse that I'm using. |
| 0:23.2 | And so I just want to apologize to you, sir, first of all. |
| 0:27.0 | He's a newly powerful man. |
| 0:28.6 | I know. |
| 0:29.1 | And I've arrived with an iPad like I'm a boomer in Europe. |
| 0:34.3 | I use my iPad 70% of the time. So I feel, I feel insulted by how ashamed you are. |
| 0:41.4 | If you ever gone to a meeting, when you pitched, when you went into pitch Resident Evil, |
| 0:47.6 | did you do it with a fucking iPad in front of you? |
| 0:50.0 | No, I did not. |
| 0:51.0 | Exactly. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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