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The Buckleys

Weaponised Farts

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Hair today, gone tomorrow... Clair blames James for making one of the kids bald, whilst James ponders a new hairstyle for an upcoming role. Meanwhile, James discusses the eternal dread that comes with attending a stag do, and a story about one listeners' 'weapons-grade' farts leaves the Buckleys in shock. You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What was I supposed to do?

0:02.0

What was I supposed to do?

0:03.0

Africa by Toto.

0:04.0

J-C-C-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-G.

0:06.0

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

0:09.0

Talking to me?

0:11.0

Are we talking?

0:12.0

I f***ed up.

0:14.0

Yeah, you did.

0:15.0

I f***ed up.

0:16.0

You did.

0:17.0

He's been thrown out of two places for farting.

0:19.0

I think Sean needs to go to the doctors. I don't think I've ever sh-k-the-self in public.

0:23.6

You just told us a couple of months ago, but when you pooed in a park?

0:27.6

I thought it was a park, it was a street.

0:29.6

My agent, um, texts me about something important for work, and just like, oh, I can't do that day.

0:40.3

And she was like, oh, I've looked at your diary, you've got nothing on that day.

0:44.3

I was like, yeah, but I've got to go for dinner in the evening.

0:48.3

Because in my head, I'm like, if I'm going to be like mentally prepared for dinner, I need to have a bit of chill out time before

0:57.2

and then because you know what it's like when you're with other people you've got to sort of go

1:01.2

like if we go around someone's house I take a deep breath before I go in and I'm like right

1:06.8

here we go hey how are you oh it's so great to see you oh yeah I'm like, I've got to do this now for the next few hours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. I won't turn it on for the podcast. No, I know. Is that in the morning? Shall I do the little intro thing? Yeah. Welcome to the Buckley's.

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