Weapon Shop Owners, What Crazy Reasons Have You Had to Refuse a Sale?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 13 August 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Weapon shop owners. What crazy reasons have you had to refuse a person a sale? This lady was telling my |
| 0:07.7 | brother, the owner of the shop, that she needed something more effective because the arrows she had been |
| 0:12.5 | shooting weren't sinking the canoes and kayaks of people floating down the river in her backyard. |
| 0:18.8 | They wanted to look at a piece up close. I took it out to let him see it, and he pointed it right |
| 0:24.6 | at my face. |
| 0:26.6 | Wasn't at the shop, per se, but at the range inside the shop. I'd bought a 45 that I wanted to run |
| 0:32.6 | a few rounds through and did just that. As I was leaving the booth and heading to the exit, |
| 0:36.6 | an older gentleman tapped me on the arm and asked for help. As I was leaving the booth and heading to the exit, an older gentleman |
| 0:38.0 | tapped me on the arm and asked for help. I didn't work at this establishment, and compared to many, |
| 0:43.1 | I don't have a ton of experience, but I have a pretty freaking solid understanding of safety with these |
| 0:47.8 | devices. That being said, I stopped and asked him what he needed. He stated that he was having |
| 0:52.9 | trouble with his weapon, which was on the bench in the booth, stated that he was having trouble with his weapon, |
| 0:58.6 | which was on the bench in the booth, and that he couldn't get it to fire, even though the safety was off. As I was responding with the usual, do you have around chambered, he just picked it up, |
| 1:03.9 | pointed it at himself, and pulled the trigger. By some sick divine intervention, it didn't fire. |
| 1:10.0 | I slowly and firmly removed it from his hands and |
| 1:12.6 | brought it back to said bench, where I removed the magazine and discharged a very live round. |
| 1:18.2 | It took all of half a second to see that the safety was sitting in a cool, half-on, half-off position, |
| 1:24.4 | and that he was scooting by on sheer dumb luck. I placed the device back on the bench, |
| 1:29.6 | asked him to wait a minute, and walked out the doorway to the front desk. Before I could open my |
| 1:34.2 | mouth, the range officer was walking around to give the guy a peace of his mind. In Texas, |
| 1:39.7 | I was standing at my kitchen sink doing the dishes in a third floor apartment one day looking |
| 1:44.5 | out the window. Directly across, the guy on three had come out with a piece and was cleaning |
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