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The Commercial Break

We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the new studio is taking shape and Bryan is sure Frankie has caught on to the TCB shows with his content. Finally, Frankie is back with thinly veiled advice on dating, grooming, fitness and fashion. The 4 part Christmas present continues with more Frankie B! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of Stoomageddon 2021.

0:10.4

Six and a half inches of snow have fallen in the last three days and we expect at least

0:15.6

another two hours of snow.

0:18.0

The mayor of Krabapple calling for a complete evacuation of the township.

0:22.2

It is mass chaos.

0:23.6

Certain Armageddon happening out there.

0:25.8

We'd like to go live now to our man on the scene.

0:28.8

The reporter Jim Drangle.

0:30.8

Jim, what say you about the mayor calling for an evacuation this Christmas Eve?

0:35.8

Nobody's leaving.

0:36.8

Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned Christmas.

0:39.8

No, no, we're all in this together.

0:41.8

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.

0:45.8

We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the ha-ha-ha-ha-pious Christmas

0:48.8

and spin cross-by tap dance with Danny fucking Kay.

0:51.8

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney night,

0:54.8

he's gonna find the jottiest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.

0:57.8

Jim, are you going to your AA meeting?

1:00.8

Don't piss me off, Art.

1:01.8

Jim, I think you're scaring the children.

1:03.8

I believe it's time to end this weather report.

1:05.8

Not according to Santa's watch, isn't it?

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