Welcome friends to the how to heritic I'm Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide.

I'm Uncle Dan and I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside. That's right,

leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world. But it can also be a

scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear! That's why we're here. We're your audio uncles. And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of so you better make the most

of it showtime Well, uncles, hello. Here we are again. I believe this is, I think this is episode 66.

60-something 66 66 which means we're just 600 short

episodes shy of of the devil's number a Luciferian landmark so we're almost there so hanging there people who will get there

we'll get there eventually it won't take too long fun show today I think this is

going to err on the Christmas oh I think is No, maybe it'll drop maybe a boxing day. Oh, no, I think I think this posts on Kwanza. Okay. Yeah, which is boxing day. Is it technically? Yes, fucking boxing day. It's because it's because all Yes. Fucking Boxing Day.

It's because it's because all the Kwanza celebrants like to box.

And I'm, I'm, today I'm going to talk a little bit about the God of the Rock Gods.

Yes, indeed. I like that. Yeah. I'm going to talk a little bit about a bunch of

fascinating dicks. Yeah. A little little cock talk. Yeah.

And then Doug's gonna...

I'm gonna talk about why Mormons are so...

Why Mormon eggnog is so boring.

Yeah. Yeah, that's an hour unto itself.

So, uh, so we'll do the show, but but before we do you still have a little time.

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